THE LIFE OF HOMER SIMPSON

Homer Simpson has become our UNOFFICIAL MASCOT.  Watch the time lapse images as Homer grows from childhood to manhood. _

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COWBOY POETRY

.         THE OLD MAN                   by Sam Webb . . The old man stood at the bar alone And stared at his empty glass Wondering why his hopes and dreams Went down the drain so fast His wife had passed on years ago And left him with four kids After that it [...]

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Overenthusiastic Parent/Sports Involvement:

Richard King, 36, pleaded guilty to making threatening and obscene phone calls to two boys who were star players on his son’s Little League team in Blue Springs, Mo., to get them to reconsider their plans to quit the team. According to prosecutors, King called the boys several times while he was on a business [...]

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PAGANS IN OUR MIDST

NOTE: THIS ARTICLE WAS SENT TO US BY AN ALERT READER. . Paganism in different regions- Moving from Kansas to North Carolina By Lorelei Steffen. Charlotte Paganism Examiner I always thought that living in Kansas I was discriminated against by being a pagan. My husband and I got the usual “Are you a satan worshipper?” [...]

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OCCUPIED……again

According to the Claremont Currier, “thousands more ‘OCCUPY’demonstrators descended on Claremont for a second time”.   The main body of the mob headed to Town Hall while a slightly smaller group commandeered the Lookout Street bridge over I-40. . . . Wild parties were reported to have taken place in People’s Park.  There were numerous cases [...]

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THIS IS A TEST…..IF THIS WAS A REAL ENACTMENT OF MARTIAL LAW YOU WOULD BE ADVISED

 All TV and Radio Broadcasts To Be Cut Off on Nov. 9 . If you have ever wondered about the government’s ability to control the civilian airwaves, you will have your answer on November 9th. On that day, federal authorities are going to shut off all television and radio communications simultaneously at 2:00PM EST to complete [...]

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SHOCKING, DISTURBING AND JUST PLAIN WRONG

HERE IS THE EMAIL JUST AS IT CAME TO US: ………….. COPY and PASTE URL below into your browser window: http://content.moneyshotblog.com/2010-01/feministing.jpg I thought that I had seen about everything.  Boy, was I wrong!  The subject line concerning a naked dwarf is a clickable link. This is not a PhotoShopped image.  For proof, CLICK HERE   

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THE GOOD HENRY

How the U.N. influences domestic policy . On Monday, Oct. 24, everyone is supposed to honor the United Nations in celebration of its 66th birthday. A better idea would be for the United States to send an eviction notice to the U.N., and slam shut the funding door to every U.N. agency. The Department of [...]

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THERE’S GOLD IN THEM THAR CORPSES

Death is big business in Japan, with 1.2 million people a year passing away and overtaxing the country’s cemeteries and crematoriums. With the average wait for disposal at least several days, and space running short in funeral homes, “corpse hotels” have opened in many cities, with climate-controlled “guest rooms” renting for the equivalent of about [...]

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LIBERAL-SPEAK

Liberals have their own language or “code words” that they use to communicate among their own kind.  We have broken their code!  Here are just a few to be on the lookout for: Activists = rabble   Advocate = rabble-rouser   affirmative action = exclusion of straight white males   alternative = 1. aberrant 2. [...]

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BUSTED!!!

. . JESSE LEE  HUDSON Home 2030 KEISLER ROAD S E CONOVER, NC 28613      Gender: M     Race: W Hair: BROWN     Eye: BLUE Height: 5′ 08     Weight: 134 DOB: 01-16-1991     Age: 20 REGISTERED AS A RESULT OF OUT-OF-STATE CONVICTION Conviction Date: 3/7/2011  Victim’s Age: None Reported

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JOBS, JOBS, JOBS

APPLE plans to build a solar farm to cover the 170+ acres surrounding its North Carolina data center. Catawba County has already issued the necessary erosion control permits to let Apple reshape some of the land, making it better suited to housing alternative energy systems. Apple approached the construction of the solar farm with the [...]

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JOHNNY MATHIS — MARIA

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R U A ZOMBIE?

The TOP TEN signs that you might be a ZOMBIE If you burn your yard rather than mow it, you might be a redneck, says comedian Jeff Foxworthy. But how might you realize you’re a zombie? Here are the top ten signs that you just might be a zombie… Sign #1: If you routinely take [...]

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Cop Steals Weed, Gets High, Thinks He’s Gonna Die, Calls 911

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PLEASE PASS THE KRAUT

German man possibly eaten by cannibals on South Sea island . . A German traveller and a local hunter have been missing for a week on the French-governed island of Nuku Hiva in the Pacific Ocean. On Saturday, human remains were found in a dead campfire. DNA tests are currently being carried out on the [...]

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