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From Associated Press

July 27, 2010 3:13 PM EDT

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WESTMINSTER, Md. (AP) — A Maryland man has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for stealing a spider from a public library. Carroll County Circuit Judge J. Barry Hughes sentenced 27-year-old Randy Humple of Westminster Monday.

Staff at the Westminster library called police May 19 after they discovered Chili Rose, a Chilean Rose tarantula at the information desk, had disappeared. Witnesses told authorities they saw Humple with the spider and that he bragged about swiping it.

Hughes also sentenced Humple to four years in prison for violating his probation in a 2007 assault case. Humple told the judge he knows he’s done some stupid things and he wants to serve his sentence.

The judge said that while what Humple did may have been “stupid on one level,” it was also “criminal on another level.”


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The new Chevy VOLT has hit the market!  It is a real steal at only $41,000.  It is said to have a range of 40 miles on a single charge!  That will get you from Claremont to Broughton mental hospital and half-way back.

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In America, an individual has the right to be a racist He has the right to discriminate for any reason he wishes.  A private group has these same rights.  A government DOES NOT, as the government is supposed to be there for ALL citizens.  It makes no difference whether the government is federal, state or local.

I remember when the town park was being planned.  One group wanted a tennis court.  Another group wanted a nature trail.  One idiot wanted a “physical fitness course” where the old people could broad jump, do chin-ups and jump hurdles.  There were also volleyball and badminton courts in the plans.  But guess what they intentionally left out?  A BASKET-BALL COURT.  Not even a single goal.  The reason was that it might attract the WRONG PEOPLE.  “Wrong people” is code for Black folks.

So, what we have is a public facility that it designed to EXCLUDE BLACKS….  designed by our town government.  This is known as institutionalized racism.

Since the park goes mostly un-used, why not make a few changes and open it to the Blacks?  It is a shame to have gone to all the expense of building this white elephant and pouring more and more tax dollars into it while no one uses it.

To be continued…..

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The Life of a Dog

8:00 am – Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9:30 am – Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

9:40 am – Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!

10:30 am – Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

11:30 am – Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

12:00 noon – Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

1:00 pm – Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!

4:00 pm – Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

5:00 pm – Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

5:30 pm – Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!

6:00 pm – Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6:30 pm – Oh Boy! Sleeping in master’s bed! My favorite!

The Life of a Cat

Day 283 Of My Captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time…

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