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Journalism is so biased in this country that nobody has anything good to say about child abuse, but thankfully “The Legend of Beaver Dam” comes from Canada, where you can still beat up children for the sake of your art.

This is not only traditional Spam-in-a-cabin, but a full-blown musical (yes, that’s what I said) that features gore-chunks constantly spewed onto a cast of 10-year-olds forced to do battle against a cleaver-wielding one-armed lyric baritone named Stumpy Sam.

Watch the Official The Legend of Beaver Dam Trailer

Equipped only with a Swiss Army corkscrew, a marshmallow stick and a remarkably resilient acoustic guitar left behind by a disemboweled Scoutmaster who has dedicated his life to humiliating young children with gross-out campfire tales, the arteries burst, the body parts scatter, and, oh yeah, the girl camper falls in love with nerd hero Danny Zigwitz in the middle of Stumpy Sam’s junior-camper shishkebob cook-off.

Sure we’ve seen it before, but have we seen it with operatic screams sustained at double-high-C like a shemale version of “Phantom of the Opera”? I think not.

Let’s take a look at those drive-in totals:

Nine dead bodies. No breasts. Blood-spitting. Garroting. Neck-snapping. Corkscrew to the temple. Flaming camper. Dirty stick through the neck. “Rent”-style musical theater resurrection sequence. Gratuitous heavy-breathing-in-the-woods blue-filter Cam. Gratuitous footie pajamas. Raid Aerosol Fu. Glee Fu. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Sean Cullen, as the fat foul-mouthed bug-eyed singing counselor, for saying “Gather around, Pathfinders, it’s Showtime!”; L.J. Benet, as the nerd hero, for saying “First, the politically correct term for ‘stump’ is residual limb, two, my mother says exposing children to violence is wrong—“; Kailey Swanson, as the simpering love interest, for saying “My sister is an amputee, that was brave”; Rick Miller, as the cleaver-hacking bogey man badly in need of dental care who fights off guitar strings and marshmallow sticks before being vanquished by the cast of “Annie”; and Jerome Sable and Eli Batalion, the writer/composers who apparently found a way to deal with those long Montreal nights.

Four stars.

Joe Bob says check it out.

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EARL—COOL TOOLS

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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

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DATE RAPE DRUGS CAN BE

FATAL

Because some drugs are colorless, tasteless, and odorless, individuals who want to intoxicate or sedate others can add them to beverages. In recent years, there has been an increase in reports of certain drugs used to commit sexual assaults.

The U.S. Department of Justice estimates that over 430,000 people in this country are victimized by sexual assault each year; and three out of four victims are acquainted with their attackers. Many of the women who report being raped by an acquaintance also report unusual symptoms such as black-outs and hazy or no memories surrounding the attacks. The growing popularity of ‘rape drugs’ like Rohypnol, GHB (Gamma-hydroxybutyrate), or Ketamine as tools of submission among sexual offenders accounts for much of the complexity surrounding these cases.

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GHB (Gamma-hydroxybutyrate)

Gamma-hydroxybutyrate is a central nervous system depressant that has been rejected by the medical community as having any useful purpose. The greatest concern about this clear, odorless and virtually tasteless liquid is abuse by individuals who put it in unsuspecting women’s drinks for the purpose of sexual assault, often placing their victim’s life at risk during the assault.

  • Since 1990 – the DEA has confirmed 65 deaths due to GHB ingestion

In 1997, two California men were convicted of over fifty counts of sexual assault for drugging women with GHB at ‘Raves Parties’ and nightclubs over a two-year period. Many of the victims were unaware they had been assaulted until they identified themselves in photographs that had been seized by law enforcement officials.

http://www.michigan.gov/msp/0,1607,7-123-1589_4580—,00.html

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BUSTED!!!

BUSTED!!!

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DANIEL VINCENT ROSS

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Gender: M     Race: W
Hair: BROWN     Eye: BROWN
Height: 5′ 05     Weight: 120
DOB: 04-02-1962     Age: 48

RAPE 1ST DEGREE
Conviction Date: 6/29/1992  Victim’s Age: None Reported
RAPE 1ST DEGREE
Conviction Date: 6/29/1992  Victim’s Age: None Reported
INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR
Conviction Date: 6/29/1992  Victim’s Age: None Reported
INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR
Conviction Date: 6/29/1992  Victim’s Age: None Reported
INCEST WITH NEAR RELATIVES

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“The Government is lying about the amount of debt. It is engaging in Enron accounting,” said Laurence Kotlikoff, an economist at Boston University and co-author of The Coming Generational Storm: What You Need to Know about America’s Economic Future.

“Without changes,” wrote Social Security Commissioner Michael Astrue, “by 2037 the Social Security Trust Fund will be exhausted. There will be enough money only to pay about $US0.76 for each dollar of benefits.”

Mr Kotlikoff and Mr Moylan agree US national debt is much more than the official $US13.4 trillion number, but they disagree over how to add up the exact number.

Mr Kotlikoff says the debt is actually $US200 trillion.

Mr Moylan says the number is likely about $US60 trillion.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/business/breaking-news/us-government-hiding-true-amount-of-debt/story-e6frfkur-1225926567256#ixzz10CuQEpjg

Meanwhile, back at the ranch……

The government and the state-owned media are reporting that the recession is over…. (pause for laughter).

The Hickory Daily Has-been has seven jobs posted in the HELP WANTED section while it is showing two and a half pages of foreclosures in the LEGAL NOTICES section.

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