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GOODBYE, HOMEY……

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IT’S TIME, HOMER…

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It’s time to bid our old friend “farewell”.  Homer’s job is being OUTSOURCED.   His quotes have been in “re-run” for some time, now…. so, he is being replaced.   We hate to see him go, but business is business.

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DEAR PATTIE,
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LOVE, HOMER.
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BUSTED!!!

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GREGORY MICHAEL MILLER

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1179 CHEYENNE OAKS DR
CLAREMONT, NC 28610

SEXUAL BATTERY
Conviction Date: 9/22/2008

     Gender: M     Race: W
Hair: BROWN     Eye: BROWN
Height: 5′ 11     Weight: 220 lbs.
DOB: 03-19-1976     Age: 34

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(1) The two robbers who walked into the 7-Eleven in Arlington, Va., in August apparently neglected to coordinate in advance and thus left empty-handed. As the first man pulled a gun and demanded money, the second, a few steps behind, tossed a firecracker on the floor, apparently to intimidate the clerk. However, it mainly served to scare the gunman, who dropped his pistol and ran out the door.

 

 

(2) A 40-year-old man swiped a cellphone while visiting a patient at the Kagadi Hospital in Uganda in August. The facility is currently treating the country’s Ebola virus outbreak, and the phone was in the room of an Ebola patient. Doctors urged the thief to return to the hospital for treatment

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ARAB JOKES

 

Racial Characteristics:


Wear bed sheets and put bags over their women’s heads. They burp and fart during meals and wash themselves in sand.
They bugger little boys and practice some stupid religion that they’re trying to get all our Negroes to believe in. Disorderly
cowards when they have to fight anyone else, they nonetheless quite courageously murder each other and chop off people’s
hands for littering. They plant bombs everywhere they go and own all the earth’s oil, which is why you can’t buy high-test
if you’re wearing a yarmulke. They hate Jews because Jews are the only people in the world with noses uglier than their
own, and they’re cornering the Cadillac market so that the Hebes will have to drive Buicks.

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Good Points:


If they had any country clubs, they wouldn’t let Jews in.

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Proper Forms of Address:


Camel jockey, tent-head, soggy Arabian, gas-ass, dune coon.

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.IF WISHES WERE HORSES,

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BEGGARS WOULD RIDE

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