RAT-OUT YOUR NEIGHBOR PROGRAM
Claremont has instituted a program similar to the TURN IN A PUSHER (TIP) program in which you are asked to turn in a drug entrepreneur; however, the Claremont RATFINK PROGRAM asks that you keep an eye (and a ruler) on your neighbor’s lawn. When his lawn exceeds a height set by the GRASS NAZIS, you are requested to notify Town Hall. What could possibly go wrong? Well, your neighbor could find out that you ratted him out. Oh well, that’s what the police are for.