EARL PITTS ON VIOLENCE IN KID’S SPORTS

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BUSTED!!!

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GARY LEE HOFFMAN

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NEWTON, NC 28658

Gender: M     Race: W
Hair: GREY OR PARTIAL     Eye: GREY
Height: 6′ 00     Weight: 210
DOB: 08-06-1952     Age: 58

INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR
Conviction Date: 10/27/1994  Victim’s Age: None Reported
INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR
Conviction Date: 10/27/1994  Victim’s Age: None Reported
INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR
Conviction Date: 10/27/1994  Victim’s Age: None Reported
INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR
Conviction Date: 10/27/1994  Victim’s Age: None Reported

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NOBODY READS TOM SAWYER ANYMORE

Even though a liberal wrote The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, it has been banned from most school libraries and reading lists.  WHY?

• Becky Thatcher never got pregnant and had an abortion.

• Huck Finn resisted inferior public education.

• Judge Thatcher was obviously a conservative both on the bench and in his private life.

• Tom Sawyer used non-union labor to paint the picket fence.

• Nigger Tom, a slave, was never “respectfully” referred to as Afro-American Tom.

• Mr. Sprague, the minister, never said, “ God damn America”.

• Dr. Robinson preferred to experiment on cadavers instead of human embryos.

• Mr. Dobbins, the schoolmaster, was a drunken failure at life.

• Injun Joe was never “respectfully” referred to as Native American Joe.

• Aunt Polly supported Tom and herself without government assistance.

And those are the reasons that today’s children will become nothing more than politically correct subjects of a repressive government.

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GOT MICE? THIS’LL GET RID OF THEM! EEEK!!

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EXCLUSIVE REPORT!

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CHILD MOLESTER TIED

 

TO FORMER CLAREMONT

 

MAYOR

Editor’s Note:

There is no way that this story can be completely told without mentioning that this man was employed by Cargo Transporters as the assistant of former mayor, Glenn Morrison.  Morrison, who hired him, was the Director of Personnel…. charged with checking the backgrounds of job applicants.

John Rodney Eckard attended Bunker Hill High School and graduated from there circa 1972.  Classmates interviewed are unsure of his activities until 1987 when he was arrested, charged and convicted of three counts of child molestation in the state of Indiana, where he was employed by a Lutheran church as Director of Music and Youth Minister.  He served seven years of a fifteen year sentence.  It has also been reported but not confirmed that Mr. Eckard was a member of and played the organ for a Lutheran church in the Springs Road, Hickory area and had applied for employment with several other local churches.

Eckard has had a spotty employment record since his return to the Claremont/Conover area circa 1995.  He, at one time, secured part-time employment with Catawba County in the Springs Road branch of the County Library… in the Children’s Section.  His employment ended abruptly when the Catawba County Personnel Director was informed of his past.

Not long after his separation from the county and his separation from a full-time job, he began his employment with Cargo Transporters of Claremont.

All of Mr. Eckard’s terminations are related to his convictions and imprisonment.  Mr. Eckard is a homosexual.

An official printout of Mr. Eckard’s record appears below:

John Rodney Eckard

DOB: 7/20/1954

SS# 242-94-****

FBI FILE# 472470HAO

ARRESTED: 8/13/1987

CHARGES: CHILD MOLESTATION – 3 COUNTS

INVESTIGATED BY:

INDIANA STATE POLICE

FT. WAYNE OFFICE

CASE# BB4626

CONVICTED: 9/22/1988

CASE# 883641

SENTENCE:

5 YEARS EACH COUNT

TO BE SERVED CONSECUTIVELY

(15 YEARS TOTAL)

COMMITTED TO STATE DIAGNOSTIC CENTER

PLAINFIELD, INDIANA

(IND32935C)

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TRICK OR TREATING ATMs

The latest fad in Halloween pranks is peeing in ATM machines.  The culprits appear wearing a mask or disguise and commence urinating in the works, all the while being filmed by the ATM security camera.  The next day, a complaint about the machine is called into the bank.  It seems the object of this little exercise is to become “a movie star” since these machines are weatherproof.

One police chief in a college town says that he is unsure of what to charge the perpetrators with even if he could apprehend them as identification is almost impossible due to the masks.  Just the same, he recommends that users of the machines wear rubber gloves for the next week or so.

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COWPATTIE TIPS

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

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More Creative Alternate-Site Surgery

Doctors from the University of California, San Diego, and the University of Washington announced in September that they could just as well handle certain brain surgeries by access not in the traditional way through the top of the skull but by drilling holes in the nose and, more recently, the eye socket. (Since classic brain surgery requires that the top of the skull be temporarily removed, the breakthroughs mean fewer complications.) These innovations follow on the inroads in recent years in performing kidney-removal and gall-bladder surgery not by traditional abdominal incisions but through, respectively, the vagina and the anus. [Science Daily, 9-29-10] [MSNBC-AP, 2-2-09]

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BARTLES AND JAMES BROWN

Just CLICK the link>>>>>>>

BARTLES AND JAMES BROWN

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BOYS WILL BE BOYS

Cancer bracelets raise debate

over school codes

From Associated Press

LARAMIE, Wyo. (AP) — A $4 rubber bracelet meant to raise breast cancer awareness has done that and more: Students nationwide are wearing the “I (heart) boobies” wristbands, and running afoul of school administrators.

Schools from California to Florida have banned the bracelets because they believe the “boobies” language is inappropriate.

The bracelets are marketed by a California-based nonprofit created to raise breast cancer awareness among youth. The Keep A Breast Foundation has sold 2 million of the bracelets so far, with the money going to breast cancer research and education programs.

The group believes a bracelet with a catchy, envelope-pushing slogan such as “I (heart) boobies” is a better way to teach kids about breast cancer than more traditional methods like pink ribbons.

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THIS MAY BE UNCOMFORTABLE….

Man posing as doctor conducted

exams of homeless in Kentucky

Alan Willoughby was previously imprisoned for practicing medicine without a license on 200 people in South Carolina

To Timothy Lucas, it sounded like easy money.

All he had to do was let a doctor give him a physical exam and he would earn $50 – no small amount for the homeless Lexington, Kentucky man.

Instead, Lucas became one of an unknown number of people allegedly duped by a man posing as a doctor doing medical research. Now that man, Dean Alan Willoughby, 43, is accused of practicing medicine without a license and is awaiting a hearing in court next week.

Lexington police continue to delve into his practices and are urging patients to come forward. It is unknown how many people Willoughby might have seen at his office, or for how long.

People like Lucas are angry to learn Willoughby not only passed himself off as a doctor, but that he also did the same years ago in South Carolina, where he was convicted and spent time in prison.

“I feel violated,” Lucas said yesterday at the Catholic Action Center. “If I knew that, I wouldn’t have done it.”

Lucas and two other men told staff at the center that they visited Willoughby’s office. Lucas said he stripped naked and was given a full physical, from his ears and nose down to his prostate. He was even supposedly tested for sexually transmitted diseases. It all took about 10 minutes.

Willoughby acted professionally and even took notes in a chart, Lucas said. “It was a basic physical. He said I was healthy,” Lucas said with a bemused look on his face. “Why would he even do that if it wasn’t legit?”

It is not uncommon for legitimate medical researchers to solicit research subjects for studies at homeless shelters, Catholic Action Centre director Ginny Ramsey said.

However, she said Willoughby never contacted the Catholic Action Center, and no staff members knew anyone had gone to the man’s office until yesterday.

Others who brought subjects to Willoughby, known to many as “Dr. Dean,” were paid $20, according to a search warrant.

“Fifty dollars is a lot of money for our people,” Ramsey said, noting that some of them make less than that when they work all day. “What concerns me,” she said, “is that anyone would target the most vulnerable”.

A spokeswoman with the Hope Center said organizers did not think Willoughby saw any of its clients.

In 1994, Willoughby created a public health scare among nearly 200 people he examined, many of whom were homeless, according to The State newspaper in Columbia, South Carolina.

The then-assistant church pastor pleaded guilty to practicing medicine without a license, aggravated assault and distributing a controlled substance.

He pleaded guilty to practicing medicine without a license, three counts of aggravated assault and one count of distributing a controlled substance. A judge sentenced him to 10 years in prison, suspended to two years.

Lexington police do not know how long Willoughby was examining people here, nor how many. “We don’t even know what kind of ballpark figure we’re looking at,” Lexington police spokeswoman Ann Gutierrez said. His ruse “could go back several years”.

He never obtained a medical license in Kentucky or South Carolina, according to police.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/27/usa

NOTE:  Female “patients” became suspicious when Willoughby offered to give them prostate exams at half price.

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DIRTY TRICKS DEPT.

Illinois Candidate’s Name

Misspelled As ‘Rich Whitey’ On

Electronic-Voting Machines

There are typos and then there are complete and utter catastrophes.

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that the name of Green Party gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney is misspelled “Rich Whitey” on electronic-voting machines in 23 wards — “about half in predominantly African-American areas.” The error only occurs on screens voters would see when they are reviewing their choices (Whitney’s name appears correctly on the initial screens), but officials say the error cannot be corrected before election day.

Jim Allen, spokesman for the Chicago Board of Elections, told the Sun-Times he expects 90% of votes on election day to be cast on paper ballots — minimizing the number of voters who would see the misspelling.

“I don’t want to be identified as ‘Whitey.’ If this is happening in primarily African-American wards, that’s an even bigger concern,” Whitney told the Sun-Times. The paper says he’s considering legal action. “I don’t know if this is machine politics at play or why this happened.”

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JOE BOB REVIEWS “GNAW”

I’m gettin sick and tired of people dump dump dumpin on Pete Rose just because of a little circumstantial evidence that one time, maybe, while he was temporarily insane, he might of bet on one little game of croquet or something. I’ve looked over the evidence, I’ve read every dang word of the report, and there is a perfectly good explanation for everything.

For example, they’re making a big deal out of a little scrap of paper they found in Pete’s house. He’d written down on there: 

$2,000 Cubs W

$4,000 Reds L

$2,000 Astros W

$2,000 Lakers L

$3,400 Cleveland rain

They’re saying that a measly list like this proves the guy was betting on sports? That just shows you what happens when people who do not understand the game of baseball get in over their head and have to kick dirt on Charley Hustle to make themselves feel important. This is easy to explain.

Let’s take the first line: “$2,000 Cubs W.” Obviously Pete was playing the Cubs that day and he wanted to be sure to remember something about his opponent. The “W” means “pitch wide,” and the number 2,000 refers to the batting order–the second batter, Ryne Sandberg–followed by three zeros, indicating his runs, hits and errors for the previous day. Obviously Ryne was in a slump, and Pete wanted to pitch him wide, make him go after a bad pitch and strike out.

So the second line of the note becomes easy: for his own team, the fourth batter, Eric Davis, is being fooled by low pitches–hence the “L.”

Old Pete’s starting to look pretty harmless now, isn’t he? You see what a little real investigation can do? But I know what you’re thinking. How do explain the last three entries, for the Astros, the Lakers and Cleveland? Even easier. “$2,000 Astros W” doesn’t refer to the Astros baseball team. It refers to a Puerto Rican player named Carlos Astros who once played Class A ball in Bluefield, West Virginia. Carlos was a pitcher who threw something called a Weasel Ball. It would actually go into the ground, burrow three inches below ground level, and then pop up over the plate. So “Astros W” refers to the famous Weasel Ball, which Pete intended to demonstrate to relief pitcher Kent Tekulve later that day.

Next item: “$2,000 Lakers L.” This is actually a typographical error. That Pete never could spell! It was supposed to say “2:00 or Later.” Many people saw this and confused it with the professional basketball team, the Los Angeles Lakers. But Pete was merely reminding himself that he had agreed to visit the hospital after 2 p.m. that day, in order to autograph a baseball for a dying child. You see how the mean people in the world can take a kind human gesture like that and turn it into something dirty?

And finally, “$3,400 Cleveland rain.” Do I even have to explain this one?

Okay, okay, I admit it. It looks a little suspicious. Pete may have placed a friendly little bet that day. But give the man a break! He’s only human. Look how much he bet. Look where that decimal point is. He bet three dollars and forty cents. And what did he bet it on? Whether it would rain in Cleveland. You can say all you want. You can say Pete should have known better. You can say an American hero like Pete Rose shouldn’t be setting an example for kids of betting on the weather, especially in Cleveland, whether the weather is so unpredictable. But I say, are we going to crucify this man over a rainstorm? I think not.

Speaking of relentless, man-eating giant rats–I refer to the media–they finally came out with the sequel to “The Food of the Gods,” the 1976 classic where an island is taken over by giant wasps, giant chickens, and giant rats, and only one man can save us–Marjoe Gortner. Not only did it take em 13 years to make the sequel, but when they finally made it–no giant rooster attack, no giant wasp nest, and, worst of all, no Marjoe Gortner! Giant rats we do have, plenty of those, and they are fairly decent rats, but I don’t know if these turkeys from Canada even read the original H.G. Wells story. The food of the gods–the icky stuff that you eat right before you become a giant mutating cancerous cannibal–is supposed to be milky white goo. These guys made it into green serum. In other words, they made H.P. Lovecraft goo, not H.G. Wells goo. They need to keep their mutants straight.

Anyhow, remember little Bobby that drank the contaminated glass of milk at the end of “Food of the Gods Uno”? Well, little Bobby is 14 feet tall now, and we don’t really know what to do about it, so we’re keeping him in an asylum out in the woods somewhere. Meanwhile, some weirdbeard doctors back at the college are trying to wire up some test monkeys for brain research and figure out a) how to shrink Bobby and b) how to cure baldness. The problem is, revolutionary animal-rights activists keep breaking into their labs to take Polaroids of the helpless monkeys and rats. Evidently, they think it’s strange that mild-mannered Dr. Neil Hamilton would have a 50-pound rat in a cage. This shows how little they were paying attention when “Food of the Gods One” was on. The rat that ate Ida Lupino weighed at least eighty pounds. Pretty soon they knock over a cage and–whoops! not again!–we’ve got a whole army of giant killer rats chewing off body parts all up and down the campus. Paul Coufos steps in where Marjoe Gortner left off, with one big difference. Remember the big white rat that was the leader for all the black maniac rats? This time, the giant white rat is friendly. It reluctantly agrees to lead all its hungry buddies to a courtyard where–gulp–the SWAT team waits.

One more thing? Remember the raw hamburger meat they threw at the rats in the first movie, so you could see the rats explode whenever a shotgun blast hit em? They didn’t do that this time. This is the problem with America today. People just don’t take pride in their jobs.

Two breasts. Twenty-three dead bodies. Forty-one dead giant rats. Giant tomatoes. Giant rat droppings. Slow-motion aardvarking intercut with rat-nibbling. Face-eating. Throat-ripping. One exploding zit face. Rat Cam. Arms roll. Legs roll. Heads roll. Heads float. Gratuitous synchronized swimming. Gratuitous reference to “rat saliva.” Radiation Fu. Animal rights Fu. Flamethrower Fu. Toupee Fu. Rat Fu (of course). Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Sean Mitchell, as the 14-foot-tall eight-year-old brat, for saying “Get out of my room!”; Frank Pellegrino, as the eager lab assistant, for saying “This is the food of the gods! We’re talking the end of world hunger here!”; Michael Copeman, for the investigating cop, for saying “All I see is a dead kid without a face”; Lisa Schrage, of “Prom Night II” fame, as the love interest, for saying “Who asked you to play God with those animals?”; David B. Nichols, as the evil college dean, for saying “This is just a car accident”; and Paul Coufos, for saying “Since when do cars eat your liver?”

Three stars.

Joe Bob says check it out.

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BUSTED!!!

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HERBERT JACK  BURNEY

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2307 BALLS CREEK RD
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Gender: M     Race: W
Hair: GREY OR PARTIAL     Eye: BROWN
Height: 6′ 02     Weight: 215
DOB: 08-09-1937     Age: 73

INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR
Conviction Date: 7/14/2003  Victim’s Age: None Reported

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PINKARD AND BOWDEN—HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE YARD

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GAY DAY IN CATAWBA COUNTY?!

According to their website and the Charlotte (Queen City) Observer, Catawba County will host it’s first GAY PRIDE DAY.  This is to be a 3-DAY event  (THREE… as in THREE DOLLAR BILL) beginning on Friday, Oct. 15.

The organizers also promise that it is to be  “AN ANNUAL EVENT”.

FOUR CHURCHES are involved!

WELCOME TO SODOM AND GOMORRAH!

http://www.catawbavalleypride.org/

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/10/09/1749037/catawba-county-to-hold-its-1st.html#ixzz11s4Y3Rbi

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