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I n a lame effort to convince the NIGRA community that the Klaremont Kommunity Kouncil is not racist, Reverend Michael Tolbert was allowed to deliver the opening prayer at the March Kouncil meeting.  Rev. Tolbert is the pastor of Liberty Hill Baptist church.  Mike was also allowed to tidy up the Kouncil chambers after the meeting.

Nothing uppity about Mike!

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Which store is more economical, LOWE’S or FOOD LION?  We have heard claims both ways.  Well, YOUR CowPattie set out to settle the argument.  We made a random list of 18 commonly bought items consisting of both store brands and national brands for comparison.  Since LOWE’S has no regular prices and uses deceptive marketing practices, we decided to use the POSTED REGULAR PRICES… not sale prices.  Both stores were shopped during the same day.  Fresh meat was not included.  Lets take a look-see:

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ITEM………………………………LOWES FOODS………FOOD LION

Kelloggs Raisin Bran 25.5 oz………4.15…………………4.17

Quaker Grits  36 oz…………………2.59……………………..1.49

Kraft Mayo 32 oz……………………4.99…………………….4.39

Heinz Ketchup 32oz………………3.09……………………..2.89

Pam Original 8 oz…………………4.35………………………4.19

Nescafe Classic 8 oz……………..8.29………………………7.99

Zesta Saltines 16 oz………………3.39………………………2.79

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Buddig Beef 2 oz……………………89…………………………..79

Blue Bonnet 16 oz………………1.29……………………………99

Oscar Mayer Beef Franks….5.99…………………………4.79

Store Brand Pancake Mix…2.29…………………………1.84

Store Brand Bath Tissue ….3.29………………………..2.99

Bounty Towels 70 sheets….2.29…………………….…2.19

Clorox 182 oz………………….3.69…………………………3.59

Store Brand Sandwich……..1.39……………………….1.19

Store Brand HD Buns………1.39………………………..1.29

Red Baron Pizza………………6.19………………………..5.99

Bananas……………………………69…………………………….56

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WE REPORT; YOU DECIDE

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BUSTED!!!

BUSTED!!!

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ROBERT P. SETZER

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1931 PRESTIGE HEIGHTS DR
CONOVER, NC 28613

     Gender: M     Race: W
     Hair: BROWN     Eye: BLACK
     Height: 5′ 11     Weight: 167 lbs.
     DOB: 03-30-1977     Age: 33

INDECENT LIBERTY MINOR
  Conviction Date: 11/17/1998


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CLAREMONT — Claremont police are searching for the man who robbed the New Panda restaurant in Claremont at gunpoint at about 2:15 p.m. Tuesday.

According to witnesses, the man walked into the restaurant then left without ordering food. He returned a few minutes later, threatened the clerk with a black pistol and demanded money, said Capt. Gary Bost of the Claremont Police Department.

The victim cooperated and gave the thief a small, but undisclosed, amount of cash, Bost said.

Three restaurant employees were working at the New Panda when it was robbed. No customers were inside, and no one was hurt during the robbery.

The suspect was described as a white male about 30 to 40 years old with a moustache and wearing a gray T-shirt. He weighs about 150 pounds – maybe more, Bost said.

He was last seen driving a green Jeep Cherokee toward Interstate 40.

The Catawba County Sheriff’s Office, the Highway Patrol and the Hickory Police Department helped Claremont police search for the gunman along I-40 and throughout the county.

“We’re getting great cooperation,” said Claremont Chief Gerald Tolbert.

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NOTE: What makes this robbery so stupid is the New Panda restaurant probably takes in less than $50 a day. The fellow would have gotten more money robbing a school bus load of kids for their lunch money.

Oh, yeah.  Forgot to mention…. we stole this article from the Hickory Daily Has-Been.


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UNHAPPY ENDINGS

All good things must come to an end.  And, so it is with cartoons…. and cartoon characters.

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Two-headed calf shocks owner

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A Chinese grandmother collapsed with shock when her cow gave birth to a two-headed calf.

Dong Yubao, 65, of Gaoyang village, northern China’s Hebei Province, said his wife Li Chunhua, 60,
was helping the cow give birth.

“My wife and a neighbour were in the barn to help the cow through labour,” he said.

“The calf came out – heads first – and my wife fell to the floor when she saw the two heads and four eyes.”

Dong said the cow had previously been a mother many times and her calves had all been healthy and normal.

“I can’t understand why she produced such a weird calf this time,” he added.

The calf’s two heads point in almost opposite directions. Both heads have their own eyes, nose and mouth but only three ears between them.

Dong said the two-headed calf can’t stand unaided so his 16-year-old granddaughter Jinfeg is bottle-feeding it with sheep milk.

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A BREWERY IN ENGLAND IS OFFERING A COMMEMORATIVE BEER IN HONOR OF THE ROYAL WEDDING

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